My Cat is a Douche


This is Bruce. He’s  a jerk. He scratches up the furniture. When someone tells you that declawing your cat is cruel, tell them to kiss your ass.

Bruce also wakes me up at four in the morning almost every morning, because he wants food. If i feed him before bed, he just eats it and wants more by the time 4AM rolls around. As you can see, he’s fat.

He also likes to jump on the sink and steal the sponge. Somehow, he manages to get to the sponge even when i put it in six inches of water under something heavy. He bites my leg while I work. Then I try to pet him, and he tries to rip my arm off. The dick. ❤

Bruce the Fat


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